Auto Detailing Guru Pillows

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Deflator mouse

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Nap time."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Problem Solver Wanted

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Bird poo decals.

Four mechanics working on a car

'No worries son, I'll manage with my saw until my hammer turns up.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

Car Vacuum

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Spray painter.

I got a car for the weekend!

The problem with my disposal? It's garbage in, garbage out.

"You may have an MBA, but I can change a light bulb."

We found the problem it's your alternator.