Auto Detailer Pillows

Ed's Car Wash,

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

When Engineers Crack.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

The Devil's in the detail!

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"