Divine Detailers Pillows

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Okay - who leaked?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

Put it in writing!

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

In the very beginning.

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I guess they really are permanent."

....And on the seventh day,god painted!