Divine Detailers Pillows

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Okay - who leaked?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

Put it in writing!

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

In the very beginning.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."