Demonic Detailer Pillows

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'This guy's FAST!'

Satan

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Forward Planning - The key to Success

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."