Demonic Detailer Gifts

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Devil in the detail

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'This guy's FAST!'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Satan

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

When pedants take a break.

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."