Demonic Dealmaker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the creative soul with a mischievous side? Our demonic dealmaker themed products add a touch of dark humor and attitude. Perfect for those who love their creativity with a twist of the supernatural, our collection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints will make a bold statement. Show your appreciation for their wicked wit and clever style with a gift that’s as unique as they are.

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"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration." mockup

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap." mockup

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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The president's men

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!' mockup

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.' mockup

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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"Mr Frimley will see you now."

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!' mockup

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you." mockup

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

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"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?" mockup

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

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$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'$

$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?' mockup$

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?' mockup

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

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'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.' mockup

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

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"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch." mockup

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

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'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.' mockup

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

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'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.' mockup

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

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Takeovers.

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Opening the door to new customers mockup

Opening the door to new customers

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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man." mockup

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

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Demonic Dealmaker Gifts Collection

Demonic Dealmaker Mugs

Explore our collection of demonic dealmaker mugs, perfect for those who enjoy dark humor and witty designs in their daily routine.

Demonic Dealmaker Pillows

Check out our demonic dealmaker pillows to add a playful, edgy touch to any space.

Demonic Dealmaker Prints

Discover bold prints inspired by the demonic dealmaker—an ideal addition for fans of darkly humorous art.

Demonic Dealmaker T-Shirts

Browse our selection of demonic dealmaker t-shirts and find the perfect way to showcase their mischievous style.