Car Detailing Pillows

Spray painter.

When Engineers Crack.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Bird poo decals.

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

My child was Soup of the Day.

Car Vacuum

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'Darren always has to go one better.'

'I've been glamped!'

'Try to guess what colour your car is, Dad!'

Buffing Cars.

Big Man Baby On Board

Carpets and truckpets.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Ed's Car Wash,

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

Car Bonnet Lady

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

Bunny Bumper Stickers

"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"

Wash Me! (dirty car acting smarthy)

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Annual Pedants Conference.