Polishing Perfectionist Prints

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Perfection

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Sleeping on the Job

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Quit moving"

The battle of the pianos.

"Now you can send it."