Paint Perfectionist Prints

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Eggshell White

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Sleeping on the Job

Back to the drawing board, Igor.

'Quick, press control Z!'

Non-Drip Paint

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Quit moving"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Great Painting

Copycat.

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"Don't make me look fat!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."