Paint Perfectionist Mugs

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Eggshell White

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Sleeping on the Job

Back to the drawing board, Igor.

'Quick, press control Z!'

Non-Drip Paint

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Perfection

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Santa's Out Tray.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Quit moving"

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.