Artistic Perfectionist Mugs

"'Good' is not enough."

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Perfection

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Santa's Out Tray.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Sleeping on the Job

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

Social lens of the photojournalist

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