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Plastic Wrap Perfectionist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the dedication of a plastic wrap perfectionist? Our range of humorous and thoughtful products is perfect for those who insist on a pristine, airtight seal every time. Whether they’re inspired by precision or just love a bit of fun in their kitchen, you'll find something that brings a smile and appreciation for their meticulousness.
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"
'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'
'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'
"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."
"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."
The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance
"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."
Hanging off every word...
Fragile stamper.
'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'
Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.
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'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'
'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'
"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."
Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide
Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.
"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."
"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."
'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'
"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"
'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'
How to engage an audience
"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."
"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."
"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"
"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."
'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'
PowerPointless Presentation
Plastic Wrap Perfectionist Gifts Collection
Plastic Wrap Perfectionist Mugs
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Plastic Wrap Perfectionist Pillows
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Plastic Wrap Perfectionist Prints
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Plastic Wrap Perfectionist T-Shirts
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