Plastic Wrap Enthusiast Gifts

Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

The college of my choice.

Music Collector.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

What do you like most about presents?

Snowman offering solutions.

'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

New York City Rodeo

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'Wouldn't it be easier to start preventative check-ups?'

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Finding common ground.

"Cut down on plastics."

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

Glop With Packaging

Plastic is killing the sea

Plastic pollution

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'