"They cut me, fold me, and wrap me up just so they can tear me apart."
Wrapping Paper Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the wrapping paper enthusiast? Our selection features witty, beautifully designed items that celebrate their passion for creative packaging. Perfect for those who love to add an extra special touch to every gift they wrap.
'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
Letter Collecting Nerd
Stationery Shop
Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide
'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'
"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"
-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."
'OK, who moved the photocopier?'
He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.
'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'
"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"
"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"
'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'
Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.
Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.
"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."
Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'
International House of Paperwork
"No not the puppy please"
IN, IN OVER MY HEAD
'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'
Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.
'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'
Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings
'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'
'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'
"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"
"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"
Cow InOut Trays.
"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."
"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"
'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'
Wrapping Paper Aficionado Gifts Collection
Wrapping Paper Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the wrapping paper aficionado in your life—witty, stylish designs perfect for every coffee lover.
Wrapping Paper Aficionado Pillows
Find pillows printed with playful wrapping-themed designs—perfect for adding personality and comfort to any room.
Wrapping Paper Aficionado Prints
Browse our art prints featuring clever illustrations celebrating the art of wrapping—great for gifting or decorating with humor.
Wrapping Paper Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that humorously highlight a love for creative wrapping—ideal for making a statement and sharing the passion.