Wrapping Paper Enthusiast Gifts

'Wow. .. The only way that could possibly get any worse, is if you put the wrapping paper inside the box.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'