Wrapping Paper Enthusiast Prints

'Wow. .. The only way that could possibly get any worse, is if you put the wrapping paper inside the box.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

International House of Paperwork

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Cow InOut Trays.

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."