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Computer rage.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

Bullseye!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Fragile stamper.

D.I.Y

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."