Pram Jousting Enthusiast Gifts

Pram Joust

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Car joust.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Fur Baby

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Don Quilowatte

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Unicorn Joust

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Knight Vision

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Jousting Knight Advertises for Funeral Home.

'I have no patron right now so I'm free lancing.'

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

'Bloomin Hippies!'

Rocket priced prams.

The Joust

Weak Knights