Jousting Fan Pillows

Medieval Social Distancing

Knight jousting using a magnet.

Knight being ridiculed for the condition of his lance.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 1.

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

Knights Jousting with "Void" rubber stamps.

Weak Knights

The Joust

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'You know, I don't make many knight calls anymore.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight Vision

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Car joust.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Don Quilowatte

Running out of Gas.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Unicorn Joust

Football party

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Easter bunny Island.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'