Jousting Admirer Pillows

Unicorn Joust

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Car joust.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Statue of Liberty

Don Quilowatte

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Hares looking at Euclid

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

'Why so stony-faced?'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Knight Vision

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.