Jousting Admirer Pillows

Unicorn Joust

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Car joust.

Rodin's Thinker.

Frizzbee statue.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Statue of Liberty

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Don Quilowatte

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Hares looking at Euclid

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

Knight Vision

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."