Spectator Sport Joker Pillows

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Beer Order

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"So that's where you were last night."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Football Stadium

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Rugby oldies

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Optometrist practical jokes