Spectacle Sporter Pillows

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Optometrist practical jokes

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Football fan

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Rainbow violin surfers

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

"Er...Eric..."

'Heads.'

The Motives of Footballers

Quwaket

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Sports for slipper wearers.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"