Game Day Goofball T-Shirts

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Bomb disguised as football thrown onto the pitch.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Shoot For The Moon

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Strive to win!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The Deaths take a selfie.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football supporters.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"The world revolves around my cat."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'