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'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Bomb disguised as football thrown onto the pitch.

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Shoot For The Moon

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

The Deaths take a selfie.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."