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'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Men can show their emotions!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'