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"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Football supporters.