Game Day Worrier Pillows

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Raheem Sterling

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Men can show their emotions!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.