Game Day Escapist Pillows

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Raheem Sterling

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Second lifeReal life.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

American Football.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"