Game Day Escapist Pillows

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Church for sports worshipers.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Second lifeReal life.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"I quit."