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Cricket

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A man cheers

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'