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Cricket

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Raheem Sterling

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

A man cheers

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

American Football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Men can show their emotions!

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K