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"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Get crazy once in a while

"I hate this time of year."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Hole in forty-seven.

God playing with dolls.

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Atlas holds up a football.

Not at all O.K. Corral

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Ostritch Gangsters.

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

A choice of sandwiches

'I hope you replace your divots!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'

Mitt shoots off his own feet.

"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

What He Meant To Say...

Joe Binden's Secrets of Public Speaking.

Gourmet Whoop-Ass.

'It was an honest mistake -- I thought he was a 'whack-a-mole' game.'

Election Campaign Planning At Labour Central Office.

Lizard running with football.

Video Game War.

'Doesn't anyone want to know if we're there yet?'