Gamer Goof Mugs

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Get crazy once in a while

"I hate this time of year."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Hole in forty-seven.

God playing with dolls.

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Atlas holds up a football.

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

Not at all O.K. Corral

United States Constitution.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Ostritch Gangsters.

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

A choice of sandwiches

Blades of grass watching horror movie of lawnmower cutting grass.

'I hope you replace your divots!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

The Geeks of Summer

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

Mitt shoots off his own feet.

'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'

"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."

Rick Perry Reporting for Duty

Joe Binden's Secrets of Public Speaking.

'It was an honest mistake -- I thought he was a 'whack-a-mole' game.'

Gourmet Whoop-Ass.

Election Campaign Planning At Labour Central Office.

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

What He Meant To Say...

Lizard running with football.

Video Game War.

Stop horsing around, you guys. Focus!