Greenhouse Goof Mugs

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Plant Lady

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I hate this time of year."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Hole in forty-seven.

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Arctic Hothouse

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Venus Fly Trap

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

"You give up too easily, dear."

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

You had me at succulents!

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

A choice of sandwiches

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Slam!

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

"Who turned the pressure up?"

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

Gourmet Whoop-Ass.

Fresh Air Supply

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

'Don't worry about Daddy. He's probably pottering around in his greenhouse.'

"The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room."