Greenhouse Goof Gifts

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Plant Lady

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I hate this time of year."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Hole in forty-seven.

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Arctic Hothouse

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Venus Fly Trap

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

You had me at succulents!

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"You give up too easily, dear."

A choice of sandwiches

Slam!

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

Blades of grass watching horror movie of lawnmower cutting grass.

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'

Gourmet Whoop-Ass.

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"Who turned the pressure up?"

Fresh Air Supply

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

'Don't worry about Daddy. He's probably pottering around in his greenhouse.'