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'It doesn't look like high definition TV to me either.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Some card-game puns

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Perils of the double play.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

A man cheers

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

American Football.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."