Game Day Storyteller T-Shirts

'The team has decided to make some roster changes, Hughes. We're gonna cut you loose.'

'Do as I say: Hand over the ball or I'll pull the finger ... er ... trigger.'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Men can show their emotions!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I quit."

Kick! Go for it!