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"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Wilfried Zaha

"I quit."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."