Game Day Viewers Pillows

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Strive to win!

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Kick! Go for it!

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"