Football Fun-seeker Gifts

'Where'd he go?'

Castaway wishes for a football.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Get on with it!

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Even More Disciples'

"Call me!"

Photobooth Photobomb

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People

Turn Down For What.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'