Fun-loving Footballer Gifts

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

God in the bunker.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Rugby Player

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Goalie Wall.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

Football Drinks

Pest control.

Plane crash on football pitch.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'

Tennis Doubles

Wine

"Will you want a bag to take that home with you?"

Football League - Concussions R Us.

American football has cheaters too.

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.