Nfl Enthusiast Prints

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'You're not a quarterback, Kevin, and you never will be. You belong on the defensive line...'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

"Looks like some teams are still messing with the ball!"

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Bowl Games.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Thoughts of Fall

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'