Nfl Lovers Prints

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"