Football Buff Prints

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Bears

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Football

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Kenny Dalglish

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'