Sports Managers Pillows

'Rule #5, all players will be issued a cup to spit in.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"I hate performance review season."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'