Sports Management Pillows

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Football Pitch Line Markings.

Head Coach Interviews

Julen Lopetegui Agote

The whole club stands behind the coach...

Football coach has an in box labeled 'Receive' and an out box labeled 'Kick'.

Didn't I tell you, you're not for playing, you're for buying and selling

"The players' contracts, the trades, the free agents, the team payrolls. . . all more interesting than the game."

'Okay, which one of you guys brought their agent to the huddle?'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

The MBA Draft

Go team!

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Perils of the double play.

The Other Cooperstown

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'