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'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

United FC - Miss Bradshaw, you've been transferred to Brummagem Rovers for two typists and an office cleaner.

Football managers' support group.

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'That new player is really wet.' - 'Yeah, he dribbles a lot.'

"The manager wants to make the most of our combined talents."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager, you get paid a huge amount to be a catastrophic failure, then you get an humongous pile of cash when they make you redundant before you go somewhere else to start over again."

The MBA Draft

Go team!

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Input From The Front Office