Basketball Team Manager Gifts

'Our budget's been cut. When the economy turns around, you'll all get the other shoe.'

The MBA Draft

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Pushy Dog

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Business Meeting

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'