Basketball Team Manager Prints

'Our budget's been cut. When the economy turns around, you'll all get the other shoe.'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Pushy Dog

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Business Meeting

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'