Sports Equipment Manager Gifts

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

The Hockey World

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

IOC and human rights.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Professional football.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."