Future Sports Manager Gifts

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

IOC and human rights.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Professional football.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."