Future Sports Manager Gifts

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

IOC and human rights.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Professional football.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.