Global Sports Buff Pillows

Tokyo Olympics 2020

Golfing Boss

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'What's he on?'

The Sports Fanatic

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

Influences.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

End of career sale.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

Fishing Tackle